War was declared and a battle has been fought!

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william S.
Joined: 9/18/2013

It was unusually hot and humid outside. It was one of those days where with every step your shoes would stick to the asphalt. I was searching for a way to chill my weary mind and soon enough found myself sticking my head in the freezer for some relief. That is where I saw him..

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Hiding in the dark corner tucked in behind the bag of frozen taquitos I had come eye to eye with the devil. He was cleverly disguised in the form of a small evil box filled with creamy and ultimately delicious chocolate ice cream. I knew then and there that on this day I would do battle with the beast!

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The devil wasted no time and launched 4 scoops of his forces into the large cup of disdain. I was shocked by how quickly he outnumbered me but I wasn't going to give in so easily. I called forth my allies to join me in this fight and soon enough I had frozen strawberries and cherries at my side. They joined in the battle against those 4 globes of frozen sweetness and started to push back at the evil goodness. This battle was ours!

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Suddenly we were flanked by nestle quick and his twin brother dark chocolate! They overpowered strawberry and cherry as they now lay helpless in the giant cup of unjust horrors. This couldn't be the end, we can't go out like this! With my last futile effort I called for my secret weapon... Spinach!

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I opened the vegetable drawer and to my demise I found him beaten to a pulp. How? How could this be? I had milk protecting him!

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That is when I remembered that milk had been spending a lot of time with whipped cream. Milk had betrayed me as he joined forces with the dark lord filling the cup to the max line.. One extraction blade, 600 watts of power and 20seconds later the battle was over.

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A few moments later, a splash of whipped cream and one straw later I was kicking back with a delicious frosty cup of awesome! Devil, you may have won this battle but the war is not over..

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Morale of this story is: the Nutribullet makes some fantastic milkshakes.. :D

Great! now I want ice cream, thanks a lot! ¬¬ lol jk! you sound just like me :P